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When President Buhari was sworn in as President, we were like people that dreamed.

Months of chanting the ‘Change’ slogan and emptying the market of brooms and umbrellas as well as weeks of painstaking analysis of election results in Excel forms and pie charts had produced the man of the people- Sai Baba!

We watched the inauguration with nostalgic feelings of that bright day in October 1960 when we finally ditched the ‘God save our Queen’ for ‘Nigeria, we hail thee’ .

It was like the French revolution when the masses were tired of a King who was controlled by his clueless wife. We had beheaded PDP and wasted no time waving goodbye to the man in the bowler hat who was now on his way back to Otueke along with his wailing wife.

Sai Baba had won our hearts with his ‘I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody’ speech.

 

Suddenly, the epileptic power supply that had bewitched the nation for decades became healed like the fortunate leper at the Biblical gate called ‘Beautiful’.

Inner cities, shanties and crannies whose bulbs never had the privilege of being powered by electricity suddenly shone bright.

The wickedly long queues at petrol stations preceding the elections had suddenly disappeared.  Even the dollar took a few days to acknowledge the overnight stability that happened to Nigeria and her people.

 

Chief Lai Mohammed was all up in our faces chanting the praises of our ‘messiah’ in a high soprano note while Comrade Adams Oshiomhole backed him up rapping about ‘The Buhari-effect’.

The land was flowing with milk and honey. Sai Baba had led us safely into the promise land… how quickly we judged ourselves.

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We forgot that the rainy season had caused continuous water to flood our dams thus, improving the power supply.

Harmattan soon punched us in the face with the harsh reality of the power supply which rather than return to it’s previous epileptic state, finally died while we watched with genuine hope that the government would pull a ‘Lazarus’ on us.

We woke up one day to the shocking reality that  that evil thing called fuel scarcity was back. Chai! Queues again? Of course, why not? The fuel subsidy debt settled by the Jonathan Administration shortly before handing over power had been exhausted.

 

Then, like a one-man show, ‘Baba go slow’ ran the largest economy in Africa for 6 long months without a cabinet all in the name of a ‘needed’ cleansing of the land.

Every important thing the President had to tell us was (and is still being) communicated through international media whenever he was away on his numerous trips abroad.

Boko haram had a swell time killing citizens despite  promises to end the insurgency by December.

Political Scandals upon scandals began to unravel like well-plotted telenovelas (remember #missing budget).

 

Read Here: Who Kidnapped The National Budget?

 

This was not what we signed up for, we waited for solutions to be suggested, actions to be taken but alas! our President and his back up singers took to the pulpit of our nation’s affairs to sing the ‘It wasn’t me’ (Remember Shaggy?)

Mr President sir, there is fuel scarcity , Blame it on GEJ!

The National Treasury is empty, Blame it on GEJ!

Oil price is now below $28 per barrel, Blame it on GEJ!

The Naira is depreciating, Blame it on GEJ!

Chibok girls are still missing, Blame it on GEJ!

2016 Budget is missing, Blame it on GEJ!

Lassa fever is spreading fast, Blame it on GEJ

Wizkid has broken Dammy Krane’s head, Blame it on GEJ

My cat died, Blame it on GEJ

It’s 2016 and I never marry, Blame it on GEJ

 

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Hehe, behold Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, the lamb of Nigeria who takes the blame for all misdoings even though he left office about 8months ago.

 

Which way Nigeria? President Buhari and his cabinet need to stop this blame game, own their problems and start looking for solutions.

How Former President Goodluck Jonathan caused the spread of Lassa fever for instance, beats every logic that there is. Did the man under whose watch Ebola was curbed in Nigeria order the rats from Otueke to commit genocide on the populace?

Please and Please, Government is a continuum. GEJ might have ‘messed up’ during his administration but governing Nigeria is no longer his responsibility; Soldier come, soldier go, barracks remain.

 

Nigerians are being pushed to the wall with all the hardship and scandals rocking the polity, there is only so much one can take. 8 months is a reasonable time for a nation to have put itself on the tracks to development, even an 8-month old baby is crawling and planning to walk.

 

A bad workman may blame his tools, but it takes an irresponsible workman to blame his predecessor! – Proverb

 

 

 

235 COMMENTS

  1. lie lie mohammed you people drink blood how many people have died because of lassa fever and you are here lieying and blaming gej. be bold enough to tell nigerians you apc do not have the capacity to rule

    • yetunde good luck was a good leader mind u we had d best transition escatodes were handed to d apc d problem is that APC don’t understand d federal system bcs they have been state champion nothing spoilt in Nigeria buhari getting things wrong obviously doing things against federalism we had prosperity under good luck all d promises APC made tell me just one they fulfilled still using gejs programs lets see there blueprint think before u write

    • Yetunde Onawole i don’t blame you but i blame ur father for wasting his sperm on ur mother useless yuroba she goat

    • Yetunde Onawole i don’t blame you but i blame ur father for wasting his sperm on ur mother useless yuroba she goat

    • Yetunde,you watch pornography and become useless in reasoning! How could GEJ handed over a stable economy to Buhari,but he doesn’t know what to do! Let me tell you Nigerians are very educated,not like you from Burkina Faso! They know when someone could not fight corruption openly but maintain a stable economy in the whole of Africa! Unlike this man,I don’t know his name,who is president of Nigeria,fighting corruption but economy is sinking down! Let me tell you,we know what we blame GEJ for! it was not poor economy! when Buhari refused to appoint ministers on time,shebi una been the talk say him sabi something.Abeg when your condom burst during sex,please blame it on GEJ;nton nte afo! Failed APC government!

    • Yetunde,you watch pornography and become useless in reasoning! How could GEJ handed over a stable economy to Buhari,but he doesn’t know what to do! Let me tell you Nigerians are very educated,not like you from Burkina Faso! They know when someone could not fight corruption openly but maintain a stable economy in the whole of Africa! Unlike this man,I don’t know his name,who is president of Nigeria,fighting corruption but economy is sinking down! Let me tell you,we know what we blame GEJ for! it was not poor economy! when Buhari refused to appoint ministers on time,shebi una been the talk say him sabi something.Abeg when your condom burst during sex,please blame it on GEJ;nton nte afo! Failed APC government!

    • If ur mum is sick blame Gej, if someone pregnant ur Sis blame Gej, if fall on ur way to office blame Gej, If u don’t have food to eat blame Gej, if ur wife refuse to cook for u blame Gej, u r nothing but a dump hass shit.. Were Jonathan is now ur grand, grand father can never smell the international recognition n Award…. That he his receiving Now.

    • Yetunde so every bad tin dat is hapenin nw in ur life is gej sorry 4 u ooo, so if u no marry na gud luck c as ur brain dey work e dey wk fyn

    • Yetunde so every bad tin dat is hapenin nw in ur life is gej sorry 4 u ooo, so if u no marry na gud luck c as ur brain dey work e dey wk fyn

    • Yetunde..Is it a must u comment if nothing is there in ur brain to share? so Gej is now d rat causing Lassa fever abi? idiotic lady. some times some pple talk b4 reasoning aiggooooooooo

    • Yetunde..Is it a must u comment if nothing is there in ur brain to share? so Gej is now d rat causing Lassa fever abi? idiotic lady. some times some pple talk b4 reasoning aiggooooooooo

    • its very unfortunate..som pple cant stil see reality uptil nw! de country is alredy 9months in de hand of APClueless party..nd som1 lik Yetunde is stil talkin bullshit. if nt for 1 tin I for say make angry thunder fire u dere. odèe..

    • its very unfortunate..som pple cant stil see reality uptil nw! de country is alredy 9months in de hand of APClueless party..nd som1 lik Yetunde is stil talkin bullshit. if nt for 1 tin I for say make angry thunder fire u dere. odèe..

    • U guys have finished her.Good for her.Let me now give her brutality. Blame GEJ for mouth diarrhoea.Reason b4 u chat.

  2. Yetunde u ar goat everything blame it on gej ar people heartless any way is not ur fault, we forget so soon a head of state in dis once said if it remain 1 Nigeria he will rule GEJ said 1 Nigeria will not die because of him, don’t worry una cup go soon full, let keep our eyes on d Spiro don’t forget Spiro is bird it can fly low or high we ar watching the event of tins & the international community ar also watching

  3. STUPID YETUNDE I HOPE U CAN REMEMBER HE CONTAINED EBOLA.WHN LIGHT WAS GOOD FEW MTN B4 AND AFTER HANDING OVA PPLE LIKE U DIDNT AGREE IT WAS MANIFESTATN OF WORK GEJ DID IN POWER SECTOR.HOW CAN LAI THE LIAR B ATTRIBUTIN THE LASSA FEVER OUTBREAK TO GEJ AFTER MANY MTN.BUHARI SHD STOP THIS GAME BLAME AND FACE WORK AT HAND INSTEAD OF THIS.JONA WON EBOLA BUHARI SHLD FACE THIS TOO OR QUIT

  4. Then, wat have u done to control it! Is APC still campaigning or wat. People had voted for change but nothing positive to show in ur eight months in power. GEJ had accepted defeat peacefully, Pls allow him to rest and impact on our lives positively

    • no offense: who made u to #think like dis…so different frm most posts i’ve read on facebook!
      God bless n keep ur mind.

    • no offense: who made u to #think like dis…so different frm most posts i’ve read on facebook!
      God bless n keep ur mind.

    • @ Umar Muhammad Naibi God bless you for your positive thoughts I wonder where this government is heading to with all these blames instead impact positively to the citizens- we need solution to eradicate Lassa Fever and not blames and pray God Ebola should not resurface in this country bc I learnt there’s new case in Sierra Leone the Government shld take note and take necessary measures

    • @ Umar Muhammad Naibi God bless you for your positive thoughts I wonder where this government is heading to with all these blames instead impact positively to the citizens- we need solution to eradicate Lassa Fever and not blames and pray God Ebola should not resurface in this country bc I learnt there’s new case in Sierra Leone the Government shld take note and take necessary measures

    • I don’t think u pple get reasonable work to do than to be thinking negatively. Buhari has just spent 8 months, u fools are complaining as if u are using ur head to walk. U better think like human being not like robot again.

    • Ezekiel Adeniyi Akande I think ure the robot here. GEJ tackled ebola in less than two months with scanty lives claimed. And the praises were dedicated to Nigerians, even though Fashola and Amaechi claimed to have been brain behind the eradication of ebola, the bottom line is that it was timely confronted, combated and eradicated without blame game. Lasa fever has spread to more than 17 states with scores of lives lost. Instead of finding lasting solution to the dread disease, ur mentor keeps blaming his predecessor for hisinabilities. So you should be the one to re-examine yourself if you are still a
      mortal or robot.

    • Ezekiel Adeniyi Akande I think ure the robot here. GEJ tackled ebola in less than two months with scanty lives claimed. And the praises were dedicated to Nigerians, even though Fashola and Amaechi claimed to have been brain behind the eradication of ebola, the bottom line is that it was timely confronted, combated and eradicated without blame game. Lasa fever has spread to more than 17 states with scores of lives lost. Instead of finding lasting solution to the dread disease, ur mentor keeps blaming his predecessor for his inabilities. So you should be the one to re-examine yourself if you are still a
      mortal or robot.

  5. Look at his mouth like the mouth of the rat that is coursing the fever otondo man,always talking for talking sake,u said u have kill all bokoharam the next day bokoharam kill many people.

  6. I support Yetunde. All these insolent goats are those that collected GEJ’s rice but he did not win. GEJ was busy sharing Nigeria’s money to his friends Dasuki and co. You can’t try this shit in my country, we’ll chop off your man parts. Chioma Irene you are speaking from experience yh? GEJ’s baby mama! hahahaha!!!!

  7. biodun adekoya it was fashola that used all his power to contain ebola jonathan was busy looting and preparing for election.

  8. biodun adekoya it was fashola that used all his power to contain ebola jonathan was busy looting and preparing for election.

  9. all of them knows that jonathan that turn them to original suffer head like fela would say but the suffering don dabaru their senses and they can not think normally again.

  10. all of them knows that jonathan that turn them to original suffer head like fela would say but the suffering don dabaru their senses and they can not think normally again.

  11. una for say na patience jonathan goodluck wife born lasser fever rat because any thing wa happen for nigeria na jonathan

  12. una for say na patience jonathan goodluck wife born lasser fever rat because any thing wa happen for nigeria na jonathan

  13. The fact remain that it is easier to spoil than to repair or amend. It will take time before the repairs going on in the country is felt especially in the of this oil price fall

    • Thought Buhari said he was a magician? Thought he said he would fixed whatever that needs to be fixed in 3months? Who spoilt Nigeria? I know u are pointing fingers at GEJ, was he the Nigerian first president? Please shut up u old man.

  14. The fact remain that it is easier to spoil than to repair or amend. It will take time before the repairs going on in the country is felt especially in the of this oil price fall

    • Pls will u died bcs of Niger Delta? The oil sold 4 7months now where is d money? Pls talking about bcs we r o benefiting from it only d top govt officials dat r enjoying it. They r deceiving us.

    • Hey! Who do this thing to this people, repair what? Please mention what they are repairing. GOD grant us wisdom because lack of wisdom is serious problem

  15. The fact remain that it is easier to spoil than to repair or amend. It will take time before the repairs going on in the country is felt especially in the of this oil price fall

  16. I just don’t know when apc members will come back to their senses, cos if there’s an outbreak of a disease 7month after a government had handed over the governance to you and you can still open your mouth and be blaming the past government that he caused it, that means the real sense had been ignored

  17. I just don’t know when apc members will come back to their senses, cos if there’s an outbreak of a disease 7month after a government had handed over the governance to you and you can still open your mouth and be blaming the past government that he caused it, that means the real sense had been ignored

  18. Lai(ing) Mohammed is now officially Lying! One day very soon, but sooner than later, his lies will catch up with him, and you know what?
    he’ll Choke on all his Lies.
    Remember Hitler’s Goebbels? Mr. Lai(ing) Mohammed, is Buhari’s Goebbels! And you know how they both ended up. History has a way of repeating itself. We look,watch and wait.

  19. Y ar they playing d blame game instead of handling d problem @ hand, corruption is not d problem we ar facing, kudos to PMB, he is doing a marvelous job but he should also focus on other pressing needs like the economy, they should remember that PDP was voted out coz d ppl were tired of their way of ruling, dont get me wrong, i am a big supporter of APC but if they dnt do wot d ppl want same way they will b voted out.

  20. Is this headline really true? These days people just post unconfirmed reports online and people just believe without verifying.

  21. The crucify him group are coming home after falsehood, frustrating vigil of gang up party, Nigeria my dear father land, enjoy the death of true prophets

  22. Business of the day! Blame it on GEJ. If u impregnate ur wife, blame it on gej. Watever negative thing dat happen in naija, blame it on gej. If u stop ur mouth go bend

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