This one is a killer !!!!

Mugabe came to class with a black eye, his teacher asked:

TEACHER: What’s wrong?
MUGABE: Our house is very small.
MUGABE: My mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Mugabe are u sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don’t answer. The following morning Mugabe comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Mugabe: Dad asked me again, Mugabe are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I’m coming too.

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